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Thursday, November 10, 2011

How Do I marry a Rich guy?

A young 'n pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:
Title: What Should I do to Marry A Rich Guy?
I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm
very pretty, have style 'n good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k
annual salary or above.
You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered
only as middle class in New York.
My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an
income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married?
I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?
Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income,'n it seems
that this is my upper limit.
If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of
New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.
I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names 'n
addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I've met a
few girls who don't have looks 'n are not interesting, but they are able to
marry rich guys.
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, 'n who can only be your
girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)
Ms. Pretty
A Philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan:
Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls
out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to
analyse your situation as a professional investor.
My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement,
so I hope
everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here.
From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry
you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.
Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty"
'n "money" : Person A provides beauty,'n Person B pays for it, fair 'n
However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my
money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income
might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after
Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, 'n
you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but
exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much
worse 10 years later.
By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating
with you is also a "trading position".
If the trade value dropped we will sell it 'n it is not a good idea to keep it
for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might
be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with
great depreciation value will be sold or "leased".
Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date
you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any
clues to marry a rich guy. 'n by the way, you could make yourself to
become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better chance
than finding a rich fool.
Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in "leasing" services, do
contact me.
J.P. Morgan CEO...

Team Insomnia

Its 3:16am, No bbm updates, no missed calls and No messages. Its one of my half sleep days, I go to sleep early so I can go to work and I end up waking once I've slept for 5 hours. 70% of Nigerian youths are victims of insomnia just like me, I used to stay up for two days straight without blinking. This is probably the cause of my sleepless nights. My body can't adjust to sleep. Work stress should also be a part of the problem.
I'm also still wondering where everyone is, because with all the social networks am registered to, I can't believe everyone is asleep. Maybe there's a downtime somewhere sha. Just wanted to write something because its been long I posted stuff. Maybe I'll feel better and sleep off. Good night/morning.

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Candy Man

Hello! How have you been? Hope your week wasn't as bad as mine! Was on the road from monday to wednesday and the rains weren't helping. I had to walk around in my Wille™ wonka custume with a pocket full of candies for the kids...lol. Anyway so its still the same old me and I promised am gonna tweet more and post more fun stuff and all. Am also gonna be tweeting random pics and am working on something cool for you'all....top secret though.

My week wasn't very different from yours! Last week saturday was far better and sorry I didn't blog I was actually hiGH! It was Obinna's birthday(@kenobi4real) and we were actually hanging out with the crew. Some dudes from the streets and some dudes from school. It was a nice get together and the alcohol was massive.

This week am at home, had lots of work to do, had appointments I missed and had to catch up with and so on.
Nothing major really happened around me this week and as usual am just checking.
I hope your week was great, don't forget to mail yours...would be waiting. Have a pleasant evening. :-)

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

A Hero Returns!

Can't believe its been six months since I've blogged, Its a reminder of how time flies. I know I've never really been consistent with the blog and all but I try as much as I can.
Nothing much has really happened in the last six months apart from me graduating, starting up my production and management company. Still in talks with corporate affairs but we are up and running.

School wasn't really easy especially when you're in a private school. A lot of people think private schools are easier than public schools but I doubt that. School is the same no matter which one you attend. The only difference is the name.

I have always been in love with pictures. Can't remember when exactly I fell in love with motion pictures but photography is something I've done almost all my life. I love taking pictures of people, events etc and I hardly take any of myself. I love telling stories and I think I have a wild imagination so I try to combine both. Am working on a feature that should be out by next year 2012, its a short movie and is about LOVE (something I run away from).

I wanted to throw a really big graduation party and call all my friends, but on a second thought I was like "its just graduation duh! What have you achieved that they haven't?" That made me ponder on my life for a couple of days so I just had a little get together on a friday evening and we just hung out all night and I took care of the bills.

Anyway I hope I'll be more consistent and update everyday or even twice a day (no kidding). Hope you're good and making progress in your field cos I care. And if you have time, comment or mail me. I would really appreciate that. Take care and have an awesome week ahead.

Saturday, March 12, 2011

The Final lap

So its weekend again and as usual i've got new albums and songs to keep myself busy. Sometimes i think i should have my own entertainment show and discuss music because its something i really love...thats by the way sha. I just got LAST TRAIN TO PARIS(Diddy dirty money), BEAUTIFUL IMPERFECTION(Asha), NELLY 5.0(Nelly), LAZARUS(Travie Mccoy from gym class heroes), AFRICAN AMERICAN(Sauce Kid), DA RIPP OFF MIXTAPE(Sauce Kid), SUPER C(Naeto C) and a few more that i wouldn't like to mention in case i got it before release date. So normal me, whenever i go out to get an album i take the whole day and come back with about 20cds. This weekend is actually free for me as my exams have ended and cant wait to graduate in four months time. So this week has been very tough and rough. I broke up with my girlfriend and i wrote exams for one straight week. You know what that means, jacking till day break. I think am falling sick from stress.

So i start off with Asha because i've so much about her new album and the production quality compared to other albums. I'm all by myself in my paradise where everything is beautiful and angels are either dead musicians, actors or entertainers. I listen to her tracks and its cool and classical she has stepped up her game. I try out sauce kid's album and mixtape and wasn't that impressed. These days punchlines alone can't buy me. His word play is cool and sweet but you can't sell it to an average nigerian. I listened to Vector and i like his tracks alot cos of the way he uses his voice to relate in pidgin.
I listen to a mixtape titled No Silence by Alpha and i'm impressed with the kid. He's very cool and can tell stories. The boy is gonna go places so watch out for him.
After almost 6 hours on undiluted music my mood has changed and am feeling refreshed and ready to have fun this weekend. No limits and no girlfriend, it means i can do whatever. Anyway hope your week wasn't as bad as mine. Thanks for reading see ya.

Thursday, March 3, 2011


Over the last few days, its feels like alot has changed in me mentally and spiritually. There's been a turn around in my aspirations and goals. Not that i don't want those things anymore but the motivation is different and the reasoning all different. On some days i love to take a walk around alone; it gives me time and reason to think, review and re write a few scripts in my life. Today feels good though and the feeling is different. I found out that the major thing i lack in my life is FAITH in myself and decisions i make in life. Its like my body and spirit do not agree together, one might want this and the other that. I want to work on that because thats the basis of human life. Without faith we are lost and cant make it in life. Sometimes we make decisions and expect the best results out of them when we're really doubting the possibility that it would work. I've found that a little faith in myself settles everything. I have tested this for a while now and i see no reason not to redirect my life in that path. I have been much of pessimist and in turn always prepare for the worst while hoping for the best but this hasn't paid off in any way. Instead it has made me condition my mind that things wont work out so i should get ready to find an alternative. This mistake has cost me alot this year and almost a loved one. Its a mistake i will live with forever trying to correct.

So i forgot to update on my birthday, it was on 25th february. I was sick and in the hospital, had typhoid and am still trying to figure out how i got that. Anyway it went well and am better now. Am writing my exams and its not easy รถ, i respect anyone with a university degree even if its fishery. Anyway, don't forget that its a new month so get your hustle up.

Monday, February 21, 2011


Stumbled upon this joke and i liked it, decided to post

A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to
see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy.

Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the
pillow. It was addressed "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened
the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:-

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm
leaving home. I had to elope with my new boyfriend Randy because I
wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.

I've been finding real passion with Randy and he is so nice to me. I
know when you meet him you'll like him too - even with all his
piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the
passion Dad, I'm pregnant and Randy said that he wants me to have the
kid and that we can be very happy together.

Even though Randy is much older than me (anyway, 42 isn't so old these
days is it? ), and has no money, really these things shouldn't stand
in the way of our relationship, don't you agree?

Randy has a great CD collection; he already owns a trailer in the
woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. It's true he
has other girlfriends as well but I know he'll be faithful to me in
his own way. He wants to have many more children with me and that's
now one of my dreams too.

Randy taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and he'll be
growing it for us and we'll trade it with our friends for all the
cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science
will find a cure for AIDS so Randy can get better; he sure deserves

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of
myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know
your grandchildren.

Your loving daughter,

At the bottom of the page were the letters " PTO".

Hands still trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:


Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I
just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my
report card that's in my desk center drawer. Please sign it and call
when it is safe for me to come home.

I love you!

Your loving daughter,

Exam Mares

Its monday morning and am still awake, was reading anyway and after i was through i couldn't sleep back. Wondering how this week will be. Still can't imagine how exams will be next week. I have been having nightmares about the forthcoming exams and that's what wakes me up every 1a.m to read. Still can't read enough, my crazy department has three lecturers taking a course so you just have to get ready to answer every lecturer's question in the way he wants it. Anyway God dey as my fellow Nigerians would say, greatest fear is Advanced Circuit Techniques it has too many diagrams and stuff. The practical aspect made me blow up two transformers just to get the circuit right. Imagine the man telling us to learn how the circuit of a motorola ic and should be able to explain it. It took him two hours to draw it from a book o, later they will say....
Anyway am feeling sleepy now. Don't have any lectures today except for a quiz that my H.o.D's course. I hope this week would be fun because my birthday is on friday that's 25th. Gotta go...Have a fun filled day.

Valentine has come and gone

Finally valentine's week has passed, all the running around, gift searching and romance too. It didn't mean much to me this year as my girlfriend and i are going through a phase(whatever that means lol). Generally this year has been a though one even though this is just the second month of the year. I think its probably because am in final year at school and there's a lot of stressful courses and lazy lecturers. Would have celebrated valentine's day if not for the fact that my exams start on the first and am the long distance stuff. It would take me about 3hours to get to her school and i would loose a lot in school once i miss a day. But sometimes i feel spending time with HER :) is worth it.
I've gotten new inspiration and gingah to start blogging again so you would be seeing more of me and i hope i would be able to steal a few minutes from you whenever you read my blog. Happy new week, wish you all the best. Ciao

Saturday, January 1, 2011

My Death wish

Dear brother,
How have you been ? I know its been long we've seen, and i haven't cared that much about your well being. I still live wih the guilt of your death and somedays I curse the day of our birth knowing that i wasn't good enough a brother. Fate made us the wrong choices and every night i still see visions and hear voices. I haven't slept in a long time, my eyes are strained and you can hardly see my eye balls. I am standing at our favorite spot looking downhill at the town. Tears run down my cheeks and the harmattan winds send chills down my spine. I miss you alot even though i may not show it, typical me as you would say. My whole world is crumbling and everyone has turned against me, I dont think I can take it anymore.
Remember that girl I told you about; the one with the beautiful eyes. We have been together for more than a year now. Things have been going smoothly until recently. Its like all the magic just disappeared and we have been arguing and quarelling alot. I think its just reality setting in and the oxytocin levels reducing. Her view differs, she now thinks my heart was carved out of stone and i dont care about her. I really do care about her but how am i suppose to show her that if she doesnt let me.
Every now and then i get a painful bolt in my chest, the pain makes me hyperventilate and sometimes i cough out blood. I guess my heart is broken from all the drama and stress.

Brother, I dont have friends anymore as the people i call friends dont even have my best interest at heart. They are only friends when they need my help and turn their backs on me. We are not as close as we use to be anymore and we hardly hang out like when you were around. I have tried my best to please everybody and be a hero like you were to them but its not working out.

I am tired of living this way and i have found a way to make the pain go away. My sight is becoming too bad as i can hardly see during the day and very well at nights. If you are reading this it means i have already crossed over and my soul wanders. I have understood the mystery and power behind we twins and i can open those doors now. Am sorry you had to die trying. Remember the blood convenant we took years ago, its now time for me to do my part. As my Death wish, all i ask is for you to open the door with your blood once more so that we can be together again.