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Monday, February 21, 2011

joke

Stumbled upon this joke and i liked it, decided to post

A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to
see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy.





Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the
pillow. It was addressed "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened
the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:-


Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm
leaving home. I had to elope with my new boyfriend Randy because I
wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.





I've been finding real passion with Randy and he is so nice to me. I
know when you meet him you'll like him too - even with all his
piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the
passion Dad, I'm pregnant and Randy said that he wants me to have the
kid and that we can be very happy together.





Even though Randy is much older than me (anyway, 42 isn't so old these
days is it? ), and has no money, really these things shouldn't stand
in the way of our relationship, don't you agree?


Randy has a great CD collection; he already owns a trailer in the
woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. It's true he
has other girlfriends as well but I know he'll be faithful to me in
his own way. He wants to have many more children with me and that's
now one of my dreams too.


Randy taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and he'll be
growing it for us and we'll trade it with our friends for all the
cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science
will find a cure for AIDS so Randy can get better; he sure deserves
it!!


Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of
myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know
your grandchildren.


Your loving daughter,
Rosie.



At the bottom of the page were the letters " PTO".

Hands still trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:


PS:

Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I
just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my
report card that's in my desk center drawer. Please sign it and call
when it is safe for me to come home.


I love you!

Your loving daughter,
Rosie

Exam Mares

Its monday morning and am still awake, was reading anyway and after i was through i couldn't sleep back. Wondering how this week will be. Still can't imagine how exams will be next week. I have been having nightmares about the forthcoming exams and that's what wakes me up every 1a.m to read. Still can't read enough, my crazy department has three lecturers taking a course so you just have to get ready to answer every lecturer's question in the way he wants it. Anyway God dey as my fellow Nigerians would say, greatest fear is Advanced Circuit Techniques it has too many diagrams and stuff. The practical aspect made me blow up two transformers just to get the circuit right. Imagine the man telling us to learn how the circuit of a motorola ic and should be able to explain it. It took him two hours to draw it from a book o, later they will say....
Anyway am feeling sleepy now. Don't have any lectures today except for a quiz that my H.o.D's course. I hope this week would be fun because my birthday is on friday that's 25th. Gotta go...Have a fun filled day.

Valentine has come and gone

Finally valentine's week has passed, all the running around, gift searching and romance too. It didn't mean much to me this year as my girlfriend and i are going through a phase(whatever that means lol). Generally this year has been a though one even though this is just the second month of the year. I think its probably because am in final year at school and there's a lot of stressful courses and lazy lecturers. Would have celebrated valentine's day if not for the fact that my exams start on the first and am the long distance stuff. It would take me about 3hours to get to her school and i would loose a lot in school once i miss a day. But sometimes i feel spending time with HER :) is worth it.
I've gotten new inspiration and gingah to start blogging again so you would be seeing more of me and i hope i would be able to steal a few minutes from you whenever you read my blog. Happy new week, wish you all the best. Ciao